UM is amazing!!!

No doubt, UM is AMAZING, GREAT and INCREDIBLE in many ways..

Due to my laziness to wait for a bus as my friend told me a bus had just pass through, i decided to drive to fac yesterday morning, thinking that only an hour of tutorial, my car wont be so 'sui' being clamp gua, as i already know where to park my car to prevent it from being clamp by those hardworking guards after 2 weeks of surveying. Thinking that i am so clever, i proudly told my friends that i am gonna take the 8th college road to fac as i know there is road block between 1st and 2nd college. I have been taking bus to class since last week, after the implementing of the new car policy. After 2 weeks of waiting experience, finally i came to a clever way of driving to class, i thought. Pass by FIRE, saw 2 guards there, didn't pay much attention to those guards as they are not blocking my way. Happily driving my car till i saw 2 guards when i was almost to reach 8th college. Nervous. My brain goes blank. What reason should i give? The guard stops me, asking me what year student i am, consciously told him i am a 2nd yr student as i know the consequences of cheating.
"Park there. (Pointing at the small little parking space specially for Asasi, Yr 1 til Yr3 student who drive to class to park their car there) Didn't you see this board (Asasi, Yr1 till Yr3 student are not to enter this area)?"
Mr PakGuard, i'm so Sorry that i could only see your big fat body blocking half of the board. I have no choice to park my pity car at that insecure area (cz i'm not familiar with the area) and take a bus to class. In conclusion, I drove from 12th college to 8th college to take a bus to class, so ridiculous. Well, i was late to class for about half an hour eventually.

As i realise, the intelligent level of my beloved VC had increase after being 'boo' on Tuesday. Holding his powerful point, he reiterate every student are allowed to drive any kind of vehicle into UM regardless what year you are in BUT you can only enter UM through Damansara gate where most of the student don't know where does the gate links to and park at certain place where i think it can only accommodate not more than 50 cars. After parking your beloved car there, you are to use the 'emotional' shuttle bus provided to go for classes. Why do I address it as 'emotional' shuttle bus? Well, with a simple reason, there are times that it would just pass by you and not stop and pick you up for no reason or whenever the bus driver feels like wanna REHAT. Or another alternative, you can choose to do some exercise - walk to your destination if you have the strength. Don't complain as UM helps you to keep fit.

Its initial intention of implementing this new policy (only 4th year student are allow to drive in campus while every student is allowed to ride a motor) is to stay in line with UM's vision 'Green Environment'.
In other words, only cars drive in UM pollutes, opps sorry, only cars drive by student in UM pollutes the environment; cars drive out of UM, cars drive by our honourable VC, lecturers and motors don't pollute.

Its recent claim of implementing this new policy is to prevent traffic jam in UM and for our safety sake.
Rephrasing it, UM students are not allow to drive in campus to prevent traffic jam in UM, where public are allow to use the shortcut from PJ to KL or vice versa to prevent the jam in federal highway; Riding a motor is safer than driving a car, you wont get into accident when you ride a motor, only cars will.

Have you ever heard such amusing thing, people without matrix card in the Rapid bus are being chase down. Hello, Rapid is a public transport where everyone have to right to use it, you have no right to chase them down just because it passes through UM. Sorry for being emotional, I'm just injustice for the public.

If you were ever late for class and being questioned by lecturers, you can just answer like this:
"Why are you late???"
"No bus"
"Why don't you walk???"
"No leg"
Quoted from miss loh pei pei...

Don't misunderstand, I am not complaining, I am just mumbling to myself, I should appreciate what my beloved, intelligence, brilliant VC had done to us. Thank for implementing this new policy as it helps me save money. No supper, no eating outside during weekdays, no driving during weekdays, where i conclude it as save money save petrol. Yet, please keep all the money that you had save as RM50 will gone if you even see a YELLOW clamp kissing your tyre.

Perhaps it's time for me to steal a clamp to clamp my car or to steal a sticker from other's car or to duplicate a sticker to get through all the obstacles in driving in UM.